It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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