I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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