No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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