It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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