after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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