would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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