it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
