he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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