VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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