it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
soo... how was my night?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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