Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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