Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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