i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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