On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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