The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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