I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
