Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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