and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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