I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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