The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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