whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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