I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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