Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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