I look better un-naked...
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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