I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
false alarm, still single
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