Why are handjobs necessary in class?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
did i just pee glitter
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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