he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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