I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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