have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It's shark week go big or go home
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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