Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
i believe in u and ur pee
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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