Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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