All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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