How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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