PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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