morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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