i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
