I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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