A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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