Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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