If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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