Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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