This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
