Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Do you have feelings for this penis?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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