He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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