Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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