So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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