Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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