She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
