How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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