That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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