My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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